SOMEONE SEND ME A COMPUTER ANGEL, PLEEEEEEZE

Now, I don't have money to hire one cause of my gambling.  And my brain can't quite grasp the instructions I read.  I'm not sure what happens but words go rambling. Let's brain storm so I can do the deed.

What I really really want... what I really really want....no, what I REALLY REALLY WANT IS..... MUSIC...ON MY BLOG.

I should look for a class regarding blogs?  But I have a link. This should be so easy.  I don't look so pretty when I'm stamping my feet do I?